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PROFESSOR JOHN HAHN LECTURE NOTES: QUOTES

Rio Hondo College is caught between a dump and a graveyard.  That means something.  Things like that aren't accidents. If your boyfriend or husband is into Playboy, get down on your knees and thank them.  There are much worse, horrifying sick things out there---like women being put through

By ladyristretto 03 Feb 2024

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FEBRUARY 14, 1983 LECTURE NOTES from PROFESSOR JOHN HAHN

Creative writers are never bored with the world around them. There is always something new for a child. People (Adults) are bored because they think there is nothing new. People tend to be uptight/worried about why others around them think of them. Artists have to become "as children&

By ladyristretto 03 Feb 2024

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Write for yourself.

If you don't like to read what you write, why should anyone else?

By ladyristretto 02 Feb 2024

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It is time to seize the cow

Why? Why are we seizing cows? Aliens are a boogeyman. In pop culture, we are told that aliens will kidnap us from our beds and do lots of weird medical experiments on us, including, though not limited to, an anal probe. I don't say this to disparage or

By ladyristretto 02 Feb 2024
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