Nudist Chicken Theatre Company, or, I Didn't Know Nudity Was An Option For Chickens

Nudist Chicken Theatre Company

the performance is already in progress

There's a manifesto. There must be. I had to keep with ancient tradition. Click the naked chicken above if you wish to know more.

You can try a chicken burger. I recommend that highly. It's a favorite.

There's also an Alien Monster Burger. That's when it starts to get weird.

The Alien Monster Burger is a rabbit hole. It's the essence of Nudist Chicken. You will become, or realize you have become, the performance. The burger isn't fully cooked at this point, but still safe to eat. More rabbit holes are under construction.

I started the company in Las Vegas, with actual actors. They were great sports. Then the pandemic hit.

I haven't revived it partly because our original "home", the children's stage in the park at Town Square, a really nice outdoor mall, was removed. I don't think it was because of us. We hardly used the stage at all. They did a bunch of redecorating and construction in that area and the stage wouldn't have fit in with their "vision".

I wish I could have that stage, though. It was tiny, but PERFECT.

What better place to play theatre than on a children's stage?

All theatre is play. That's why scripts are called "plays".